too naughty--

So, I'm a guest writer, a ghost writer, though no ghost am I.

When's the last time you had sex in a car?

Me, it was a couple weeks back. Watching 9 Songs, Michael Winterbottom's sex, drugs and rock'n'roll mock-doc, with my girlfriend and her mother, yes, her mother. Those who've seen it know it's not a movie to see with your potential mother-in-law.

Thankfully, she left half way through, said "I think I get it."

My woman came out of the cinema in hot flashes, taking deep breaths. She didn't expect to see porn in an art house theatre. I had warned her, having seen the movie twice before, that it was graphic, hardcore, intense. I didn't know she'd invite her mom!!

We all had a drink and then dropped her mom off. My woman and I, sat in the driveway of my house and ravaged each other in the car like two highschool lovers on lovers lane.

So, when's the last time you had sex in a car?